Sunday, November 05, 2006 @ 12:32am
disturbingly accurate
Saturday, October 01, 2005 @ 11:11pm
Cordelia got flowers.
From Mr too-posh-for-words Ryan.
Who by the way has still not returned my t-shirt. not that it was a favorite or anything.
Of course I don't rate flowers....
Even though it was my bed.
It's not right.
I'd better go put these in water.
put out.
Mood: 
disgruntled
disgruntledMusic: Kiss from a rose -Batman soundtrack
Cordelia got flowers.
From Mr too-posh-for-words Ryan.
Who by the way has still not returned my t-shirt. not that it was a favorite or anything.
Of course I don't rate flowers....
Even though it was my bed.
It's not right.
I'd better go put these in water.
Friday, September 09, 2005 @ 4:54am
It has been a long night.
long night.
I am going to bake muffins and nobody better stop me.
oooohhh! hotel kitchen! ♥!
Everybody likes muffins!
Cooking therapy
Mood: 
productive
productiveMusic: Hot stuff by Julie catlin Brown
It has been a long night.
long night.
I am going to bake muffins and nobody better stop me.
oooohhh! hotel kitchen! ♥!
Everybody likes muffins!
Wednesday, September 07, 2005 @ 2:38am
Dearest Anya,
Oh how I miss our encounters, brief though they were. You were a Sunflower in a field of daisies. I can't help staring at your entry in the demons are us web site. It cannot contain your greatness.
Dear Anya,
How are you? Things here are well. Most recently we assaulted the hive of villainy known as Wolfram and Hart. Lawyers really are evil. I've missed talking to you
Anya,
I hope this letter finds you well. L.A. is interesting so far. I feel I am helping pull together the group. I still miss Sunnydale though. There is nowhere here that compares to the selection of your store.
Andrew
Johnathan,
It is of absolute importance that you send me all my miniatures and my spare D&D books, the fate of good in the world is in the balance!
Also send my reguards to Warren if he ever leaves the basement.
Things are good. Miss hanging out, the people here are completely clueless about what is cool.
Andrew.
Settling In
Mood: 
nostalgic
nostalgicOh how I miss our encounters, brief though they were. You were a Sunflower in a field of daisies. I can't help staring at your entry in the demons are us web site. It cannot contain your greatness.
How are you? Things here are well. Most recently we assaulted the hive of villainy known as Wolfram and Hart. Lawyers really are evil. I've missed talking to you
Anya,
I hope this letter finds you well. L.A. is interesting so far. I feel I am helping pull together the group. I still miss Sunnydale though. There is nowhere here that compares to the selection of your store.
Andrew
Johnathan,
It is of absolute importance that you send me all my miniatures and my spare D&D books, the fate of good in the world is in the balance!
Also send my reguards to Warren if he ever leaves the basement.
Things are good. Miss hanging out, the people here are completely clueless about what is cool.
Andrew.
Friday, August 26, 2005 @ 11:23pm
I have come here, Me cap-i-tan, ready to lead my people, or in this case add my consiterable talents to those already possessed by Angel Investigations.
(it says so on the card Cordelia gave me.)
A collection of brave souls, fighting the good fight, helping the...is it helpless or hopeless?...the ink is smeared. No matter.
I shall seek out my compatriots in this city of lost souls.
Now where is the Hyperion Hotel?
(It is important I find it soon as I found out Willow and My angel had flown here ahead of me. figurativly speaking of course. They drove also.)
[open for any La crew]
The City of Angels
Mood: accomplished
accomplishedMusic: Dream on by Aerosmith
I have come here, Me cap-i-tan, ready to lead my people, or in this case add my consiterable talents to those already possessed by Angel Investigations.
(it says so on the card Cordelia gave me.)
A collection of brave souls, fighting the good fight, helping the...is it helpless or hopeless?...the ink is smeared. No matter.
I shall seek out my compatriots in this city of lost souls.
Now where is the Hyperion Hotel?
(It is important I find it soon as I found out Willow and My angel had flown here ahead of me. figurativly speaking of course. They drove also.)
[open for any La crew]
23 summonings † summon me.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005 @ 2:07am
Alright...I've finally had a chance to finish Harry Potter and the Half Blood prince...
Damn it Johnathan...you could have warned me. Just because you were wandering around with tissues...
At least it wasn't Hagrid.
I don't think I could have handled that.
only one more book til the end.
and there is still the phoenix and the prohecy.
Speaking of propheci's, (prohecies? prophecys?) I have been asked to join the champions in Los Angeles. And after much thought...I have decided to go through with it.
Clearly they are in need of someone with my skills and guidance, for it is a hive of wreachedness and villiany.
I ran into Spike and told him how much he inspired me, what with the constant internal struggle and under apperciation of the other white hats. I'm not sure if he appreciated me comparing him to Gimli but I digress.
There are a few other people I should speak to before I go.
(open to Johnathan, Buffy, Ethan)
(you each have seperate comments to tag on)
Loose ends.
Mood: melancholy
melancholyMusic: Here I go again -Leonard Nemoy covers
Alright...I've finally had a chance to finish Harry Potter and the Half Blood prince...
Damn it Johnathan...you could have warned me. Just because you were wandering around with tissues...
At least it wasn't Hagrid.
I don't think I could have handled that.
only one more book til the end.
and there is still the phoenix and the prohecy.
Speaking of propheci's, (prohecies? prophecys?) I have been asked to join the champions in Los Angeles. And after much thought...I have decided to go through with it.
Clearly they are in need of someone with my skills and guidance, for it is a hive of wreachedness and villiany.
I ran into Spike and told him how much he inspired me, what with the constant internal struggle and under apperciation of the other white hats. I'm not sure if he appreciated me comparing him to Gimli but I digress.
There are a few other people I should speak to before I go.
(open to Johnathan, Buffy, Ethan)
(you each have seperate comments to tag on)
5 summonings † summon me.
Friday, July 22, 2005 @ 3:05am
I see now that these events have a purpose.
What I thought was chaos and destruction was in fact a clearing away of the old to make way for my new destiny.
It was the death of Obi-wan that crystalized a young Luke Skywalker into a budding jedi knight.
It has been difficult. (she steals the covers....and uses all the hot water...and wakes me up at all hours with her insatible demands)
But I have perservered. Reformed by the fires of these trials into a New Man.
I am Andrew, Helper of the Helpless!! Protecter of the Weak!! Thief of Car Keys!! (drunk driving is a serious issue.)
Chosen one.
Mood: 
chosen
chosenMusic: Hero from Spiderman soundtrack
I see now that these events have a purpose.
What I thought was chaos and destruction was in fact a clearing away of the old to make way for my new destiny.
It was the death of Obi-wan that crystalized a young Luke Skywalker into a budding jedi knight.
It has been difficult. (she steals the covers....and uses all the hot water...and wakes me up at all hours with her insatible demands)
But I have perservered. Reformed by the fires of these trials into a New Man.
I am Andrew, Helper of the Helpless!! Protecter of the Weak!! Thief of Car Keys!! (drunk driving is a serious issue.)
Saturday, July 02, 2005 @ 2:35am
So I've borrowed the car under the excuse of a snack run and why Jonathan had a sudden craving for nachos I really don't know.
Rather than have another incident of bad touching, I am on the open road, in search of answers.
Yes, Answers. Answers to the big questions in life, like...WHY ME?
I really don't think I've done anything to deserve her.
But as always I shall rise above and overcome my troubles (note.look into possiblity of flight! as in flying.)
"Can you possibly narrow it down a bit more? I mean a pile of demon body parts isn't as unique a landmark in Sunnydale."
no more bad touching
So I've borrowed the car under the excuse of a snack run and why Jonathan had a sudden craving for nachos I really don't know.
Rather than have another incident of bad touching, I am on the open road, in search of answers.
Yes, Answers. Answers to the big questions in life, like...WHY ME?
I really don't think I've done anything to deserve her.
But as always I shall rise above and overcome my troubles (note.look into possiblity of flight! as in flying.)
"Can you possibly narrow it down a bit more? I mean a pile of demon body parts isn't as unique a landmark in Sunnydale."
Wednesday, June 29, 2005 @ 3:22am
So after an afternoon frought with danger, I emerge triumpant.
I had what can only be described as an encounter with the Demon-Cordelia at the Magic Box. Oh it was a challenge few have encountered and lived to tell the tale.
I have lived to tell the tale.
With the might of my magic and my cunning wit, I managed to subdue the Demon-Cordelia and escape the premises with a minimun of damage to any innocent bystanders or the shopkeeper.
I have bound the demon in it's demon-y form and it follows me now.
It speaks to me. apparently only to me.
It won't shut up.
putting pillows over my ears isn't even helping.
...
I'm not listening, I'm not listening, lalalalalalalalalalalalala.
Phenomenal cosmic power. itty bitty living space.
Mood: uncomfortable
uncomfortableMusic: anything loud....prolly the emperors march
So after an afternoon frought with danger, I emerge triumpant.
I had what can only be described as an encounter with the Demon-Cordelia at the Magic Box. Oh it was a challenge few have encountered and lived to tell the tale.
I have lived to tell the tale.
With the might of my magic and my cunning wit, I managed to subdue the Demon-Cordelia and escape the premises with a minimun of damage to any innocent bystanders or the shopkeeper.
I have bound the demon in it's demon-y form and it follows me now.
It speaks to me. apparently only to me.
It won't shut up.
putting pillows over my ears isn't even helping.
...
I'm not listening, I'm not listening, lalalalalalalalalalalalala.
5 summonings † summon me.
Friday, June 17, 2005 @ 2:53am
Thread hopped from http://www.livejournal.com/users/queenc
I'm doomed.
This is a situation that is on par with no horror I have ever experienced.
Pluses
-I am trapped in a magic shop with the demon-Cordelia.
Minuses
-I am trapped in a magic shop with the demon-Cordelia.
There is an innocent shop keeper who may be harmed if I utilze my full powers.
Of course she was talking to the demon so there's no telling what kind of harm has already been done.
It will take all of my keen insight and masterful quick thinking to get out of this one. If only I had a good blaster at my side.
so... What would Yoda do?...
"I don't think I'm the man you're looking for." do not hyperventalate
Remain Calm
Mood: 
paniced
panicedMusic: you better run by pat benatar
Thread hopped from http://www.livejournal.com/users/queenc
I'm doomed.
This is a situation that is on par with no horror I have ever experienced.
Pluses
-I am trapped in a magic shop with the demon-Cordelia.
Minuses
-I am trapped in a magic shop with the demon-Cordelia.
There is an innocent shop keeper who may be harmed if I utilze my full powers.
Of course she was talking to the demon so there's no telling what kind of harm has already been done.
It will take all of my keen insight and masterful quick thinking to get out of this one. If only I had a good blaster at my side.
so... What would Yoda do?...
"I don't think I'm the man you're looking for." do not hyperventalate
23 summonings † summon me.
Tuesday, May 17, 2005 @ 2:27pm
The good news is... I have made a sucessful escape from the evil clutches of the wacked-out Cordelia Chase looking demon.
The bad news is there is a Demon that looks like Cordelia Chase and can identify me and it's wandering around Sunnydale and it's hanging out with Mr. E.
Gahhhhh!
He seemed happy to see it but that might be some wierd pheremonal effect that I am immune to. possibly.
...
I don't know.
I am never ever, ever, ever, ever, trying to do magic with a coat hanger again.
It's just not right.
(also never ever ever ever ever be in the circle.)
Of course I should devote all my time and energy on returning the hell-beast to the midean dimension from whence it came...
Before the real Cordelia finds out...
however, Revenge of the Sith opens tonight...
I should really go, I wouldn't want Johnathan to suspect anything.
Yes clearly to prevent my 'special project' from being compromised I'll have to go to the midnight showing.
and tomorrow I'll get some proper supplies from the magic shop.
countdown.
Mood: 
devious
deviousThe good news is... I have made a sucessful escape from the evil clutches of the wacked-out Cordelia Chase looking demon.
The bad news is there is a Demon that looks like Cordelia Chase and can identify me and it's wandering around Sunnydale and it's hanging out with Mr. E.
Gahhhhh!
He seemed happy to see it but that might be some wierd pheremonal effect that I am immune to. possibly.
...
I don't know.
I am never ever, ever, ever, ever, trying to do magic with a coat hanger again.
It's just not right.
(also never ever ever ever ever be in the circle.)
Of course I should devote all my time and energy on returning the hell-beast to the midean dimension from whence it came...
Before the real Cordelia finds out...
however, Revenge of the Sith opens tonight...
I should really go, I wouldn't want Johnathan to suspect anything.
Yes clearly to prevent my 'special project' from being compromised I'll have to go to the midnight showing.
and tomorrow I'll get some proper supplies from the magic shop.
Wednesday, April 27, 2005 @ 1:14pm
Revenge of the Sith comes out on May 19th.
I wonder if I could get Warren to make me a lightsaber. maybe purple like Mace Windu's. totally Bad Ass.
Like the Chancellor says The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Lalalalalalalalalala.*cue emperor's march*
Life is good.
My powers are back! Yay!
only problem....I still owe Mr. E
He wants me to come over and "Discuss it"
I am totally ready to drive a bargain and figure out what I owe, but if he tries to put the moves on me with his suave, weathered, Clint Eastwood-like appearance I am so out of there.
[edited for happy discriptives]
Things you can't learn from the jedi
Mood: 
anxious
anxiousMusic: leet subtitle version of the revenge of the sith trailer
Revenge of the Sith comes out on May 19th.
I wonder if I could get Warren to make me a lightsaber. maybe purple like Mace Windu's. totally Bad Ass.
Like the Chancellor says The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Lalalalalalalalalala.*cue emperor's march*
Life is good.
My powers are back! Yay!
only problem....I still owe Mr. E
He wants me to come over and "Discuss it"
I am totally ready to drive a bargain and figure out what I owe, but if he tries to put the moves on me with his suave, weathered, Clint Eastwood-like appearance I am so out of there.
[edited for happy discriptives]
33 summonings † summon me.
Monday, March 28, 2005 @ 12:31pm
Well that was a complete exercise in futility.
I mean, ok yeah, um yeah, so Johnathan has a right to have his girl over. If I had an S.O. I'd want to spend time together. I don't. but that doesn't mean... I mean ... I'm happy for him. I really am.
But does she have to be there all the time?!?!?!?!?!!!
It's.... *sigh*
It's all so stupid.
I shouldn't have just left. I just...
*sigh* Ok this is me.
this is me being self sacrificing aaannndd putting my friends relationship above my own feelings.
yes thats it.
Yes, I shall persever through the trials and heartache.
I am a lone wolf.
Yes.
I am... ummm... wild and untameable and yes, Dangerous to know
I will walk my lonely path.
I am like Dr Beckett trapped by forces beyond my control, trying desperatly to make the wrong things right.
except without um ziggy or al. damn.
Mood: sad
sadWell that was a complete exercise in futility.
I mean, ok yeah, um yeah, so Johnathan has a right to have his girl over. If I had an S.O. I'd want to spend time together. I don't. but that doesn't mean... I mean ... I'm happy for him. I really am.
But does she have to be there all the time?!?!?!?!?!!!
It's.... *sigh*
It's all so stupid.
I shouldn't have just left. I just...
*sigh* Ok this is me.
this is me being self sacrificing aaannndd putting my friends relationship above my own feelings.
yes thats it.
Yes, I shall persever through the trials and heartache.
I am a lone wolf.
Yes.
I am... ummm... wild and untameable and yes, Dangerous to know
I will walk my lonely path.
I am like Dr Beckett trapped by forces beyond my control, trying desperatly to make the wrong things right.
except without um ziggy or al. damn.
Monday, March 07, 2005 @ 1:52pm
As if my life weren't difficult enough, Johnathan's freaky girlfriend is over.
All I wanted was a peaceful night hanging out with my roommate discussing the latest developments in the world of comics. For example the current writer of astonishing x-men. Maybe a game of D&D
Do I get that?
no.
Johnathan isn't even home and here I am making camomile tea and stir-fry for Amy.
I am so not prepaired for company. We only have paper napkins.
Ok, Ok, Ok . I can be civil.
Just because Jonathan spends all his time with her, treats me like chopped liver (eeeeeegh liver.)
and forgets about his friends is no reason to be irritated.
Just because we had our powers bound and Amy still has her mojo is no reason to be intimidated.
I am resorceful and... and ....and um.
damn.
I can't say anything,
I can't piss her off.
I really don't want to be a rat.
[open for Amy and/or Johnathan]
Why Me?
Mood: uncomfortable
uncomfortableAs if my life weren't difficult enough, Johnathan's freaky girlfriend is over.
All I wanted was a peaceful night hanging out with my roommate discussing the latest developments in the world of comics. For example the current writer of astonishing x-men. Maybe a game of D&D
Do I get that?
no.
Johnathan isn't even home and here I am making camomile tea and stir-fry for Amy.
I am so not prepaired for company. We only have paper napkins.
Ok, Ok, Ok . I can be civil.
Just because Jonathan spends all his time with her, treats me like chopped liver (eeeeeegh liver.)
and forgets about his friends is no reason to be irritated.
Just because we had our powers bound and Amy still has her mojo is no reason to be intimidated.
I am resorceful and... and ....and um.
damn.
I can't say anything,
I can't piss her off.
I really don't want to be a rat.
[open for Amy and/or Johnathan]
5 summonings † summon me.
Sunday, February 13, 2005 @ 1:58pm
You know that swelling of emotion you get when you are surrounded by love?
When you can just tell that every one involved just loved what they were doing...
*sniffle* I always cry when you see Sam and Frodo together and you think it's the end and they are expressing their feelings and the mountain is erupting behind them and then the eagles swoop in and save them.
It's just a beautiful moment. That is what love is all about.
I'm all cry-e and red eyed. *sniffle* It's not a flattering look, but I can't help it.
I need to see Mister E soon.
but first there is a mochachino calling my name.
beloved
Mood: 
touched
touchedMusic: score for return of the king
You know that swelling of emotion you get when you are surrounded by love?
When you can just tell that every one involved just loved what they were doing...
*sniffle* I always cry when you see Sam and Frodo together and you think it's the end and they are expressing their feelings and the mountain is erupting behind them and then the eagles swoop in and save them.
It's just a beautiful moment. That is what love is all about.
I'm all cry-e and red eyed. *sniffle* It's not a flattering look, but I can't help it.
I need to see Mister E soon.
but first there is a mochachino calling my name.
Saturday, January 29, 2005 @ 3:08pm
I feel a little better.
I shouldn't let these things get to me.
After all, in Return of the Jedi, Luke left Han and Leia and went to train with Master Yoda. Time apart can be good.
So I just need to find Master Yoda.
I will seek out a master of the force and train.
I will improve my skills so I can defeat Jabba the Hut...or any um archvill...hmm or nemesis, yes nemesis who would stand in my way.
plus I ran out of flour. so I had to use up all the pre-made noodles in the chicken soup.
...so I should probably put those on the shopping list too.
Recipe for trouble
Mood: accomplished
accomplishedMusic: Superman theme
I feel a little better.
I shouldn't let these things get to me.
After all, in Return of the Jedi, Luke left Han and Leia and went to train with Master Yoda. Time apart can be good.
So I just need to find Master Yoda.
I will seek out a master of the force and train.
I will improve my skills so I can defeat Jabba the Hut...or any um archvill...hmm or nemesis, yes nemesis who would stand in my way.
plus I ran out of flour. so I had to use up all the pre-made noodles in the chicken soup.
...so I should probably put those on the shopping list too.
Friday, January 21, 2005 @ 2:16pm
so I think like I've been watching the Evil dead movies too much because last night I was like sleeping and when I woke up the walls were doing that thing where like they zoom in on you and then they're not and then the screaming starts and
and I think the screaming was me.
sooo.
No more Evil dead.
no.
No matter how awesome Bruce Campbell is.
No.
He cannot tempt me.
I must remain strong.
I will not dream of that freaky-witch lady. Willow is bad enough.
I must think happy thoughts.
Happy thoughts
like...
setting a new record on the kessel run.
yes.
Princess Leia, chainmail bikiki...
yes.
Mood: freaky
freakyso I think like I've been watching the Evil dead movies too much because last night I was like sleeping and when I woke up the walls were doing that thing where like they zoom in on you and then they're not and then the screaming starts and
and I think the screaming was me.
sooo.
No more Evil dead.
no.
No matter how awesome Bruce Campbell is.
No.
He cannot tempt me.
I must remain strong.
I will not dream of that freaky-witch lady. Willow is bad enough.
I must think happy thoughts.
Happy thoughts
like...
setting a new record on the kessel run.
yes.
Princess Leia, chainmail bikiki...
yes.